The Malware Mash!

N2K Networks wishes everyone a Happy Halloween and invites them to enjoy their yearly "Malware Mash" video. The song lyrics tell a spooky tale of various cybersecurity threats coming to life. It mentions malware spreading and wreaking havoc, including botnets, adware, and ransomware. References are made to real-world events such as Stuxnet, the dark web, and Snowden's leaks. The Shadow Brokers and the NotPetya attack are also incorporated into the narrative. Even Vlad gets involved, lamenting the decline of his Turla Trojan. Ultimately, everyone, including Vlad, joins in on the Malware Mash. The song advises defenders to use the code "Creeper" for access. Finally, the song humorously warns against downloading Flash and encourages listeners to dance the Malware Mash.