This year, we face a record number of wild risks beyond our control, with society-level disruptions likely between now and 2028. Unlike single crises of the past, the real risk is a chain reaction of shocks amplified by poorly understood AI dynamics. This is occurring in an age of "post-processable velocity" where change outpaces our ability to absorb it. Numerous high-probability risks are accumulating, any one of which could destabilize volatile markets and politics. Cyber chaos is a significant concern, with AI-detected flaws and unauthorized AI agents already causing problems. AI companies and banks are anticipating a major cyberattack in the coming months. The AI bubble, though underwritten by large companies, is increasingly debt-financed, posing a risk of rapid market correction. AI's recursive self-improvement could lead to rapid advancements, posing urgent threats to industries and jobs, and potentially demanding policy slowdowns. An expanded war in the Middle East, particularly involving Iran, could lead to oil price spikes and economic hardship. The age and potential for mental decline in an unrestrained president, regardless of party, presents risks to judgment and decision-making. Being aware of AI, staying vigilant with cybersecurity, and ensuring investment diversification are crucial steps. The cumulative effect of these risks significantly increases the chance of crises completely outside our direct control.